Kill You AZ Lyrics By Eminem

Kill You AZ Lyrics By Eminem

[Eminem]
When I was just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things.
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me.
But then I got a little bit older and I realized,
she was the crazy one.
But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change her,
cuz that's just the way she was.

They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more.
They aint say I can't rap about coke no more.
(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
'till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin'
Thinkin' I'm sayin' this shit cuz I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down BITCH, I ain't gon' shoot you.
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it slut, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You goddamn right BITCH, and now it's too late,
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states.
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicodin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*}
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on.
Blood, guts, guns, cuts.
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

Chorus: Eminem

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me.
Girls neither- you ain't nuttin but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef.
We ain't gon' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef.
You better kill me? I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said.
But when they kill me - I'm bringin' the world with me.
Bitches too! You ain't nuttin' but a girl to me.

..I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady, ('cause why?)
'Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you. (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady, (wha?)
Cuz Shady, will fuckin' kill you

[Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Fuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't acid rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added.
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem'll assault.
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up in the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus.
I ain't even drugged you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in the tub but that's normal ain't it, Norman?
Serial killer hidin' murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine,
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in.

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")

[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams.
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
these eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cuz their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer,
from fat bitch to all seventy-thousand pounds of her.
From principal, to the student body, and counselor,
from in-school, to before school, to out of school.
I don't even believe in breathin', I'm leavin' air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it.
OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS sag
You faggots keep eggin' me on 'till I have you at knifepoint,
then you beg
me to stop?
SHUT UP! Gimme your hands and feet!
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you!
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"
ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!")

[Eminem] Hahaha, I'm just playin' ladies. You know I love you.

My Name Is AZ Lyrics By Eminem

[Chorus (2x):]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

[Eminem:]

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails

Through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus (2x):]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

[Eminem:]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

[Chorus (2x):]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

[Eminem:]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)

Am I coming or going? I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)

I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)

Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[Chorus (2x):]

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

The Way I Am AZ Lyrics By Eminem

Whatever..

Dre just let it run

Hey Yo turn the beat up a lil bit

Hey Yo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it

Just shut up and listen, Hey Yo

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag

of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be

the most meanest MC on this Earth

And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve

all this tension dispensin these sentences

Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest

and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..

but at least have the decency in you

to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out

in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter

do not come and speak to me (speak to me)..

I don't know you and no,

i dont owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing

I'm not Mr. N*Sync, I'm not what your friends think

I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick

if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..

No patience is in me and if you offend me

I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air

I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you

Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

I'm tired of all of u

I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

Chorus:

And I am, whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am, whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know, it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered

with all of this nonsense it's constant

And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content -

- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"

And all of this controversy circles me

and it seems like the media immediately

points a finger at me (finger at me)..

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up

with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too

When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school

and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty

havin this happenin (this happenin)..

then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way)..

But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire

to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

Chorus:

And I am, whatever you say I am.

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, everyday I am.

Radio won't even play my jam.

Cause I am, whatever you say I am.

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, everyday I am.

I don't know, it's just the way I am.

I'm so sick and tired of bein admired

that I wish that I would just die or get fired

and dropped from my label and stop with the fables

I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.."

And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation

to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations

And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..

to deal with these cocky caucasians who think

I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk

with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin

the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..

What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in

The why, the who what when, the where, and the how

'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out

cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it

I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit

And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get

But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom

without someone standin by it

No I won't sign your autograph

You can call me an asshole but I'm glad

Chorus:

Cuz I am, whatever you say I am.

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, everyday I am.

Radio won't even play my jam.

Cause I am, whatever you say I am.

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, everyday I am.

I don't know, it's just the way I am.

Without Me AZ Lyrics By Eminem

"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."

[Eminem]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

[Eminem]

Guess who's back, back, back

back again, gain gain

Shady's back back back

tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back... la la la

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady

I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem is complicated

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So, come on dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that, Come on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"

Now this looks a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prison is helpless,

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"

A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

Pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and bask,

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?

Well I'm back, dana na na na na na na na na shhh

Fix your bent antenna

Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing "Attention Please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,

You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old

Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

Now lets go, just give me the signal

I will be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes, man it just seems,

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting,

But it's just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,

To do Black Music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

[na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na]times 2

KIDS!!!!

25 To Life AZ Lyrics By Eminem

[intro]

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

Yeah

Too late

I can't keep chasing 'em

Taking my life back

Caught in a chase

25 to life

[verse 1]

I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made

Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed

But I've already wasted over half of my life

I would've laid down and died for you

I no longer cry for you

No more pain bitch you

Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet

Into the dirt I can no longer stand it

Now my respect I demand it

I'ma take control of this relationship

Command it, and I'ma be the boss of you now goddamnit

And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me

So you better hear me out this much you owe me

I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you

I have stayed faithful all the way

This is how I fucking get repaid

Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess

Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet

Not even once say you appreciate me, I deserve respect

I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness

And I know that if I ain't in this, I'll no longer have nothing left

But you keep treating me like a staircase, it's time to fucking step

And I won't be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath

You know what you've done no need to go in depth

I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left

I'd laugh while you wept

How's it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me

Did me a favor although my spirit free you've set

But a special place for you in my heart I have kept

It's unfortunate but it's,

[chorus]

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

[verse 2]

I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh

'Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half

'Til I snap

Don't think I'm loyal, all I do is rap

I can not moonlight on the side

I have no life outside of that

Don't I give you enough of my time

You don't think so do you

Jealous when I spend time with the girls

Why I'm married to you still man I don't know

But tonight I'm serving you with papers

I'm divorcing you

Go marry someone else and make 'em famous

And take away their freedom like you did to me

Treat 'em like you don't need them and they ain't worthy of you

Feed 'em the same shit that you made me eat

I'm moving on forget you

Oh, now I'm special

I ain't feel special when I was with you

All I ever felt was dissed, helplessness

Imprisoned by a selfish bitch

Chew me up and spit me out

I fell for this so many times

It's ridiculous

And still I stick with this

I'm sick of this

But, in my sickness and addiction

You're addictive as they get

Evil as they come, vindictive as they make 'em

My friends keep asking why I can't just walk away

I'm addicted to the pain, the stress, the drama

I'm drawn to shit I guess, I'm a mess

Cursed and blessed

But this time I ain't changing my mind

I'm climbing out this abyss

You're screaming as I walk out that I'll be missed

But when you spoke to people who meant the most to you

You left me off your list

Fuck you hip-hop

I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch

And it's just

[chorus]

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

25 to life

Too late

Caught in a chase

25 to life

When I m Gone AZ Lyrics By Eminem

(Eminem Talking)

Yeah.... it's my life.... in my own words i guess....

(Verse 1)

Have you ever loved someone so much

You'd give an arm for

Not the expression

No, literally give an arm for

When they know they're your heart

And you know you were their armor

And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

But what happens when karma

Turns right around to bite you

And everything you stand for turns on you despite you

What happens when you become the main source of her pain

"Daddy look what i made"

Dad's got to go catch a plane

"Daddy where's mommy?"

"I can't find mommy, where is she?"

"I don't know, go play, Hailey baby, your Daddy's busy"

"Daddy's writin' a song, the song ain't gon' write itself"

"I'll give you one underdog, and you got to swing by yourself"

Then turn right around in that song, and tell her you love her

And put hands on her mother who's a splittin' image of her

That's Slim Shady

Yeah baby Slim Shady's crazy

Shady made me

But tonight, Shady's rock-a-bye-baby, huh...

(Chorus)

And when I'm gone, just carry on

Don't worry, rejoice

Everytime you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that, I'm lookin' down on you smilin'

And i didn't feel a thang

So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on

Don't worry, rejoice

Everytime you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that, I'm lookin' down on you smilin'

And i didn't feel a thang

So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back...

(Verse 2)

I keep havin' this dream

I'm pushin' Hailey on the swings

She keeps screamin' she don't want me to sing

"You're makin' Mommy cry"

"Why? Why is Mommy cryin'?"

"Baby Daddy ain't leavin' no more"

"Daddy you're lyin'"

"You always say that, you always say this is the last time"

"But you ain't leavin' no more, Daddy you're mine"

She's pilin' boxes in front of the door

Tryin' to block it

"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy, no stop it"

Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket

Its got her picture

"This'll keep you safe, Daddy take it with ya"

I look up, it's just me standin' in the mirror

These fucking' walls must be talkin'

Cause man I can hear 'em

They're sayin' you got one more chance to do right

And it's tonight

Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em 'fore it's too late

And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door

It turns to a stage

They're gone, and the spotlight is on

And I'm singin'

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

Sixty thousand people

All jumpin' out their seat

The curtain closes

They throwin' roses at my feet

I take a bow

And thank you all for comin' out

They're screamin' so loud

I take one last look at the crowd

I glanced down

I don't believe what I'm seein'

"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleedin'"

"But baby we're in Sweden"

"How did you get to Sweden?"

"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'"

"You lied to me Dad, and now you made Mommy sad"

"And i bought you this coin, it says NUMBER ONE DAD"

"That's all i wanted, i just want to give you this coin"

"I get the point, fine, me and Mommy are goin'"

"But baby wait..."

"It's too late Dad, you made your choice"

"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"

"That's what they want, they want you Marshall they keep"

"Screamin' your name, it's no wonder you can't go to sleep"

"Just take another pill, yeah i bet you you will"

"You rap about it"

"Yeah, Word, K-K-Keep It Real"

I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see

How could it be, that the curtain is closin' on me?

I turn around, find a gun on the ground

Cock it, put it to my brain

Scream "Die Shady" and pop it

The sky darkens, my life flashes

The plane that i was supposed to be on crashes

And burns to ashes

That's when i wake up

Alarm clocks ringin'

There's birds singin'

It's spring and, Hailey's outside swingin'

I walk right up to Kim and kiss her

Tell her I miss her

Hailey just smiles and winks at her little sister

Almost as if to... say....

The Real Slim Shady AZ Lyrics By Eminem

(Talking)

May I have your attention please,

may I have your attention please,

will the real slim shady please stand up,

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

.....we're gonna have a problem here.........

(Verse 1)

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor

like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorced

throwing her over furniture (aaaaaaah)

It's the return of the...

"awww..wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did,

did he?"

and Dr. Dre said...

nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead

he's locked in my basement

feminist women love eminem

chicka chicka chicka slim shady,

"I'm sick of him, look it him

walkin around, grabbin his you know what

flippin' to you know who"

"yeah, but he's so cute though"

yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)

sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose

but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips

and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

by the time they hit 4th grade

they got the discovery channel, dont they?

we ain't nothing but mammals

well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantelopes

but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (eww)

but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote

women wear your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes........

(Chorus)

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

(Verse 2)

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records

well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

you think I give a damn about a grammy

half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"

why? so you guys can just lie to get me here

so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

bullshit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs,

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

and hear em argue over who she gave head to first

little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you

and there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......

(Chorus)

Cause Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

(Verse 3)

I'm like a head trip to listen to

cause I'm only giving you things

you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room

the only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of ya'll and I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it (riiip)

I just shitted it better than 90% of you rappers out can

then you wonder how can

kids eat up these albums like valums

it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin off wit' Jergens(lotion)

and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working

and every single person there's a slim shady lurkin

he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings

or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck

with his windows down and his system up

so will the real shady please stand up

and put one of those fingers on each hand up

and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how's it go? ...........

(Chorus)

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

(Talking)

haha guess there's a slim shady in all of us........

fuck it let's all stand up

Till I Collapse AZ Lyrics By Eminem

(feat. Nate Dogg)

Yo left, yo left

Yo left, right, left

Yo left,,

Sometimes you just feel tired, feel week.

When you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.

But you gotta search within you.

Gotta find that inner strength

And just pull that shit outta you

And get that motivation, to not give up

And not be a quitter.

No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face

And collapse.

Till I collapse I'm spillin' these raps

As long as you feel'em.

Till the day that I drop

You'll never say that I'm not killin'em.

'Cause when I'm not, then I'ma stop pinnin'em

And I am not hip hop, and I'm just not Eminem.

Subliminal thoughts, when I'ma stop sendin'em

Women are caught in webs

Spin'em and hock venom

Adrenaline shots of peniciline could not get illin' to stop

Amoxacilline's just not real enough.

The criminal cop killin' hip hop villain a minimal swap

To cop millions of Pac listeners.

You're coming with me, feel it or not

You're gonna fear it like I showed ya

The spirit of God lives in us.

You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock

Is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzin' up?

Fa shizzel my whistle, this is the plot listen up.

You bizzels forgot, slizzel does not give a fuck.

Till the roof comes off

Till the lights go out

Till my legs give out

Can't shut my mouth

Till the smoke clears out

And my high burns out

I'ma rip these shit

Till my bones collapse (x2)

Music is like magic.

There's a certain feeling you get

When you're real, and you spit

And people are feelin' your shit.

This is your moment, and every single minute you spend

Trynna hold on to it, 'cuz you may never get it again.

So while you're in it, trynna get as much shit as you can.

And when your run is over, just admit when it's in it's end.

'Cuz I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit that gets in.

I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in.

It goes Reggie, Jay Z, Tupac and Biggie

Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurrupt, Nas and then me.

But in this industry I'm the cause of a lotta envy.

So when I'm not put in this list, the shit does not offend me.

That's why you see me walkin'round like nothing's bothering me.

Even though half you people got a fuckin' problem with me.

You hate it but you know respect you gotta give me.

The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney.

Nate hit me,

Till the roof comes off

Till the lights go out

Till my legs give out

Can't shut my mouth

Till the smoke clears out

And my high burns out

I'ma rip these shit

Till my bones collapse (x2)

Soon as a verse starts I eat at an MC's heart.

What is he thinking?

How not to go against me, smart.

And it's absurd, how people hang on every word.

I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve.

But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved.

If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first.

'Cuz in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.

That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse.

My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict.

I rap like I'm addicted to smack, like I'm Kim Mathers.

But I don't wanna go forth and back in constan battles.

The fact is I woud rather sit back and bomb some rappers.

So this is like a full blown attack, I'm launchin' at them.

The track is on some battleing rap, who wants some static.

'Cuz I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim Matters.

A plaque and platinum status is wack if I'm not the baddest, so,

Till the roof comes off

Till the lights go out

Till my legs give out

Can't shut my mouth

Till the smoke clears out

And my high burns out

I'ma rip these shit

Till my bones collapse (x2)

Until the roof, the roof comes off

Until my legs, give out from underneath me.

I, I will not fall.

I will stand tall.

Feels like no one can beat me.