Bare Jr. - Naked Albino Lyrics

Bare Jr. - Naked Albino Lyrics

Red and blue make purple
and purple without red is how i feel
blue is how i feel
running faster chasin' after something
that was never there takes gumption
is how i feel
You wanna know how I feel

Well, I feel like a naked albino
and I'm dancin' in the sun
You are my number one
My one and only one

Two strong arms to wrap around I got 'em
if I only knew how to use 'em
without crushin' someone
Smother choke someone

Flower of her smile wither
wilts away a grimace
but notes a broken promise
is how I feel
Does anybody wanna know how I feel

Well, I feel like a naked albino
and I'm dancin' in the sun
You are my number one
My one and only one

And when I'm naked in the sun
I show my ass to every one
as if that's never been done before
In case you missed the first time

Red and blue make purple
and purple without red is how i feel
blue is how i feel

Well, I feel like a naked albino
and I'm dancin' in the sun
You are my number one
My one and only one

O.A.R. (Of A Revolution) - Coalminer Lyrics

O.A.R. (Of A Revolution) - Coalminer Lyrics

Daddy was a coalminer.
He worked the pits all day.
In Rock Springs, Wyoming.
It was meant to be a stop for a day,
become his home nothing more I can say.

Daddy was a part time farmer.
He worked the field for pay.
But he'd rather have new shoes for them horses.
But late one day, them horse run away.
Shouldn't have put the shoes on that way.

Too bad for daddy.
Such a shame he took it all.
So me and mom took the high road.
But it's not like we had a choice at all.

Daddy was a guitar player.
He'd play that joint all night.
Out back in the shack the six-string was his demon.
Maybe one day I could run away, join my dad in a band to play.

Now it's just me and mom here.
We sit alone all night.
But if you listen close you can hear my daddy playing.
It was meant to be a stop for a day, left us here, now he's on his way.

Too bad for daddy.
Such a shame he took it all.
SO me and mom, we took the high road.
But it's not like we had a choice at all.

Just too bad for daddy.
It's such a shame he took it all.
So me and mom took the high road.
But it's not like we had a choice at all.

Jay Jay - Kau Pengisi Kekosongan Lyrics

Jay Jay - Kau Pengisi Kekosongan Lyrics

Tiada siapa yang memahami
Betapa kosongnya diri ku ini
Selalu gelisah dalam kekosongan
Ku sepi tanpa berteman

Terasa kecil dunia ku ini
Sewarna malam dengan siang hari
Cahaya harapan terserlah bersama tiba mu
Ke dalam hidup ku

Datang mu ke dalam hidup ku ini
Bagi ku anugerah Ilahi
Kau beri pada ku kekuatan
Di saat aku memerlukan

Dengan mu aku menjadi dewasa
Terhapus segala resah gelisah
Betapa tenangnya ku rasakan kini
Dikau pengisi kekosongan hati

Latino - Nao Adianta Chorar Lyrics

Latino - Nao Adianta Chorar Lyrics

Eu te levei a sério fiz tudo certo, mas você não se ligou
Mas eu quis um compromisso fui mais que um amigo
Quando mais tu precisou
Eu te falei que eu tinha medo, mergulhei de corpo inteiro
Nesse amor que foi em vão

Não adianta não, não adianta chorar, não adianta sofrer
Pois eu não volto atrás........Não
Não adianta chorar, não adianta querer pois não te quero mais
Eu não te quero mais
Eu que te amava tanto, fiz tantos planos
Fui enganado por um falso amor
Mas eu te dei o meu mundo, mas o meu orgulho
Eu prezo pra valer..

Eu te falei que rinha medo, mergulhei de corpo inteiro
Desse amor que foi em vão
Não adianta não, não adianta chorar, não adianta sofrer
Pois eu não volto atrás........Não
Não adianta chorar, não adianta querer pois não te quero mais

The Capitol Singles Collection Movie - I've Got You Under My Skin Lyrics

The Capitol Singles Collection Movie - I've Got You Under My Skin Lyrics

I've got you under my skin
I've got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, that you're really a part of me
I've got you under my skin

I've tried so not to give in
I've said to myself this affair never will go so well
But why should I try to resist, when baby will I know so well
That I've got you under my skin

I'd sacrifice anything come what might
For the sake of having you near
In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
And repeats, repeats in my ear

Don't you know you fool, you never can win
Use your mentality, wake up to reality
But each time I do, just the thought of you
Makes me stop before I begin
'Cause I've got you under my skin

Ray J - Keep It Playa Lyrics

Ray J - Keep It Playa Lyrics

Mr. Lee on the track boy
You have one new voice message
To play your messages press 1(beep)
(man whose this callin me)
One new message friday 12:48 p.m.
Say homie i dont know who this is
But say man you need to get off my girl dawg
Or its goin to have to get ugly
(laughing)
whats goin on

(Verse 1-Slim Thug)
Aint no use to you cryin bout wat ya man do (do)
You say he be lyin well wat you gon do
Aint no use of you leavin
Every nigga you meetin is cheatin (uh huh)
Just sneak out off with me for the weekend (lets go)
Dont get mad get even wen you see him leavin [mmmm]
Thats wen you need to be creepin [oohhh]
While he on the road thinkin you home sleepin
Slide by the boss house so i can digg deep in (ill have you back baby)
You fenin for attention and i can give you plenty [oh yea]
Your secret safe with me baby lets go on begin it
A good love affair it aint a competion
I aint trying to be your man(uh uh) im just givin you wat you missin (chea)
And dont feel bad he put you up in this position
If yall was in love why aint no huggin and kissin
Wen you wanna get away ill take you for a ride
Wen that nigga act up ill be by your side [ill be by your side]

(Chorus-Killa Kyleon & [Ray-J])
See we got this lil thing that we do [do]
I just keep it between me and you [and you]
You can call me wen you wit it
Then ima come get it
Yea we be creepin but thats our lil secret yea
[I keep it playa no i aint trippin][I know you got
a man ima play my position][See i aint worried theres
no competition]Man listen we can keep it on the low aint nobody gotta know
[I keep it playa]
(Verse 2-Killa Kyleon [Ray-J])
Yea call me your secret lover(lover) yea i must ablidge (thank ya)
She on my speed dial i got her on my 5 (yea)
I pulled up on her(on her) and got her in my 5
She got inside and we ride like mary blidge (lets go)
I know she got a man i heard he was a teacher (fuck em)
She call me up and i come substitute for ya [come on]
Young swagga call papa or a rolling stone

I got a bad habit called breaking up happy homes (ain't that a bitch)
She my playa patna (patna) i dont filet patna (patna)
I occasionaly cut her wen you away patna [oh yea]
We keep it playa patna we got an understanding
She don't want much from me no she ain't that demanding [oh yea]
I call her wen im landin soon as i hit the town [thats right]
She leave wrok early thats wen its goin down
She said you treat her bad and ain't never round
Thats music to my ears i love the way it sounds

(Chorus-Killa Kyleon & [Ray-J])
See we got this lil thing that we do [do]
I just keep it between me and you [and you]
You can call me wen you wit it
Then ima come get it
Yea we be creepin but thats our lil secret yea
[I keep it playa no i aint trippin][I know you got
a man ima play my position][ima play my position][See
i aint worried theres no competition]Man listen we
can keep it on the low aint nobody gotta know
[I keep it playa]
(Verse 3-PJ [Ray-J])
Say,say check me out babigurl this wat we goin do
I know you know you need me and see i want you
See but thers a couple stipulations that we must follow
You see this ceraphin we gotta sip the whole bottle
[we gotta sip the whole bottle]
And after that lil mama anything goes
I love a women with class i cant stand hoes[oh yea]
I see you inhdependent own car, own house
Got your own thing workin you your own boss [oh yea]
Well lets floss show me how you groovin
This girl reminds me of Gabrielle Union
Straight movie star straight diva
I put this wood on her now i cant leave her
Im a playa though so you know how i get around
Probably heard my name floatin round through the town[ohhh]
Thats just the way it is i been this way for years
Now put your clothes on and miss me with your tears

(Chorus-Killa Kyleon & [Ray-J])
See we got this lil thing that we do [do]
I just keep it between me and you [and you][its between me and you baby]
You can call me wen you wit it
Then ima come get it
Yea we be creepin but thats our lil secret yea[our little secert]
[I keep it playa no i aint trippin][I know you got
a man ima play my position][See i aint worried theres
no competition]Man listen we can keep it on the low aint nobody gotta know
[I keep it playa, see i aint worried theres no competition
this can be our lil secret girl]

Ray J - Be My Girl Lyrics

Ray J - Be My Girl Lyrics

Yeah, first things first.
Theres a few things i wna hit you with.
Ima hit it from the front,
Ima hit it from the back,
Then show u where the buisness is.
And I hope you can take me serious,
When I say could u be my girl, said my girl..

You wna be my girl.
I think u wna be my girl,
And why u wna be my girl.
They say u wna be my girl.
First u gotto know...
Is you bout it,
First you gotto know.
Can You bring it out me,
First u gotto know.
To hang witcha boy,
Can u be my girl,
My girl...

HEY, first things first.
I gotta few things I can show u boy.
Thats my word,
No tears gna put it on ur boy.
Oh, and it feels so good i don't wna go home! Ohh..
HEY trust me shawty,
I know u talk.
If u want me,
First u gotto know,
To hang witcha girl,
You gotto be a hot boy,
my boy...

You wna be my girl.
I think u wna be my girl,

And why u wna be my girl.
They say u wna be my girl.
First I gotto know...
Is you bout it,
First I gotto know.
Can You bring it out me,
First I gotto know.
Can you hang witcha boy,
Can u be my girl,
My girl...

Check it out.
Last things first,
Im the phantom of the opera.
Sittin front row at the opera phantom outside sittin proper.
You married to a mossa,
Im the black chimney hother,
And i keep a rat pack,
Might send me im sinatra.
We burnin,
Burnin like a chimney,
Rollin in the car with Kimmy, Talkin on the phone to Whitney.
Im pimpin in the billy and call when they here me,
And I keep the white girls call them Linsey and Britney.

You wna be my girl.
I think u wna be my girl,
And why u wna be my girl.
They say u wna be my girl.
First I gotto know...
Is you bout it,
First I gotto know.
Can You bring it out me,
First I gotto know.
Can you hang witcha boy,
Can u be my girl,
My girl... x2

Danielle Reist - Hero Lyrics

Danielle Reist - Hero Lyrics

When I was 5 or younger, I looked up to you
Like and older sister or brother! I always loved you.
You taught me right was good, you taught me like I was
Your pier, Ohh— Your my HERO!!!

You saved me when I was bord
When it rained and I was in doors
You lead me to a better life...

You always showed me were to go
When I was lost and all alone
And now I just want you to know
You're my Her-o...

I've grown up so much since then
Just turned 13 on June 2nd
I still miss the times you showed
You were always there for me Ohh—
You're me HERO!!!

You saved me when I was bord
When it rained and I was in doors
You lead me to a better life...

You always showed me were to go
When I was lost and all alone
And now I just want you to know
You're my her-o!

You're my hero...

Thank you, Brother...

Shareefa - Can't Stop Loving You Lyrics

Shareefa - Can't Stop Loving You Lyrics

The funny thing about us, is,
I never thought that we were suppose to be here...
I, never been the type to look back but I see your
old pictures, startin' reminiscing
Remember when we were badder, we were so happy together...
You were suppose to be the bigger man for we, when did it all fall apart...
See I can't put that all on you,
I just had to have my way, never wanna change...
I'll admit that I'm a women,
I can get emotional, say things that are irrational.
No, when I didn't really mean it, it might just be too late now...
When it's early in the morning... I'm all alone then...
I find myself thinking of you.

I know, you been good for awhile, but you still on my mind...
Cause' I can't stop lovin ya'... I'm sitting here going through it now
But I'm just trying to figure it out why, why I can't stop lovin' ya.
I'm sick of going through the emotions, acting like I don't want cha
Cause' I can't stop loving you .
Can't stop, won't stop, don't stop, no I can't stop loving you.

I know I should've thought about it
When I let you walk out the front door,
(should've thought about it, thought about it)
I know my pride was talking too loud...
Sayin' you could roll out
Shorty you should know this is how I met you...
I hope you know that my actions don't say I don't love you
It ain't the same, let's work it out, mend the pain, I'm broken down
Oh girl I really miss ya, all we really need a rehabilitation
No other women could replace you...
Remember to bring it back,
I think I worked out all my issues, it's the new me
And id love to introduce you .
Late at night when I'm home a lone, I remember what I had is gone
And I miss you, girl

I know, you been good for awhile, but you still on my mind...
Cause I can't stop loving you... I'm sitting here going through it now
But I'm just trying to figure it out why, why I can't stop lovin ya.
I'm sick of going through the emotions, acting like I don't want cha
Cause' I can't stop loving you .
Can't stop, won't stop, don't stop, no I can't stop loving you.

I know, you been good for awhile, but you still on my mind...
Cause I can't stop loving you... I'm sitting here going through it now
But I'm just trying to figure it out why, why I can't stop lovin ya.
I'm sick of going through the emotions, acting like I don't want cha
Cause' I can't stop loving you .
Can't stop, won't stop, don't stop, no I can't stop loving you.

D-Mac - Bounce Back Lyrics

D-Mac - Bounce Back Lyrics

We had storms that...
But the real niggas bounce back, yeah
The real niggas bounce back, yeah!
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh
You take airs and fell but those slack, yeah
What? Cause real niggas bounce back, yeah
My real women bounce back, yeah
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh

..trying to feel, and never felt a track
I got a never... of faith that I never die
And every boss takes a boss, but it's how they react
Cause got a man in every position, we've seen..
It's a fact! I was awake today, thinking like Dr. Dree
I just gotta be successful, so I gotta make a way
Make a way, yeah, whatever it takes to do it
Make a plan, make a move, never make excuses
Fuck sitting like a plan, and half life is hard
Wishing I go my way, and I just come back twice as hard
Ain't like the cause... from the dead
Show me some shit around, so nigga pay some respect
Nobody come to my door, about to hand me a check
I ... have it all, I ain't prepared for less
Man waste all his time, but time waste on no man
So get your ass outhere grinding, future lies in your hand
I'm saying:

Chorus:
We had storms that...
But the real niggas bounce back, yeah
The real niggas bounce back, yeah!
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh
You take airs and fell but those slack, yeah
What? Cause real niggas bounce back, yeah
My real women bounce back, yeah
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh

Yeah, young man had his parents worried
Cause he walked around head down looking all discouraged
Chose the wrong path, but now he lost like a tourist
But God has His GPS, could fix that in a hurry
Vision got a little blurry, chose streets over the...
So dropped out and got shot instead of bowling every week
It's nice spending Saturdays trying to get that...
Week days 9 to 5 so we can satisfy...
Instead of sleeping in the gym training
Cause he gonna die before he give upon that shitty...
A year later junior college is the place he playing
They got recruited for a ride, fuck a college payment
..he finally get to show her where...
She used to watch Jerry.. like it might be me
And he never gave up, that's what I like to see!

Chorus:
We had storms that...
But the real niggas bounce back, yeah
The real niggas bounce back, yeah!
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh
You take airs and fell but those slack, yeah
What? Cause real niggas bounce back, yeah
My real women bounce back, yeah
Yeah, you feel me the hell and back, oh

Uh, he talked you in to let him take the condom off
You talked the man and not pulling out, and now you're lost
In his world with a girl, and no daddy by
No matter by her diapers, bottles or pacifiers
Had abortions before, but didn't learn your lesson
So there you were first year college and you're pregnant
Your better kept you on a road, better a yet a new shit
Skipped town, college... and you gotta let loose
Had you for real plans and poof...
Cause your life ain't about you anymore, and keep hoping
Your heart is broke, but outthere is a man
Who could heal a ...as much as he can
And... from your daughter's momma
Got you loving...
Study hard and... that stage in Atlanta
Doing good and moving on your baby daddy, congrats!

Revon - Eternal Destiny Lyrics

Revon - Eternal Destiny Lyrics

Right now a revelation
Sweeping across the nations
The end is near
Crystal clear
Seven years of tribulation
Like a lion on the prowl
The Devil's hungry for your soul
There's a number 666
I beg you don't receive it
'cause if you do you'll burn in Hell Burning there forever
Like a lion on the prowl
The devil's hungry for your soul
This is your warning
The choice that you make will destine eternity
Take heed this warning
Jesus is King
Satan has lost
Can't you see
The Lamb of God
Sits on His throne
Judging all the nations
Those who deny the grace of God
Shall be sentenced to the lake of fire
Like a lion on the prowl
The Devil's hungry for your soul
This is your...

Scheer - Deadly Serious Lyrics

Scheer - Deadly Serious Lyrics

So you think...you're special
You think you're...my number one
You must be...mistaken
I only wanted you for fun

You think I'm...just teasing...but I am deadly serious
You'll never...be more than...a button...I like to push...sometimes
Sometimes!

I could lie awake for hours
Try to tell myself this matters
but you're not that precious baby and I don't think that you can save me

Well I find you amusing
You're alive, you're nothing more
I don't mean to...confuse you...but I don't want you anymore!

I'm sure that...I'll see you...if you are passing this way
don't think that...I'll miss you
No matter...what I might say
Might say!

I could lie awake for hours
Try to tell myself this matters
but you're not that special baby
and I don't think that you can save me

Park Jung Min - Butterfly Lyrics

Park Jung Min - Butterfly Lyrics

Hashiridashi ta koi o oikake teru
Mujaki da ne kimi ha itsu demo
Kinou ha chotto gawa ni yore ta you na
Ki ga shi te mo kyou ha naze ka tooi yo
Sakuya no denwa no imi o oshie te
Itazura na shigusa de kimi ha me o sorasu

Boku kara gutto chikadui te kimagure kun Butterfly
Boku no sora irodotte warau kimi ga suki da kara
Kimi kara motto chikadui te kirakira mau Butterfly
matte nai yo kimi o tsukamae te ii ?

nemure nai yo kimi o omou jikan ga
yoru ga kuru sono tabi ni fue te iku

tsuyogatte sukoshi hayakuchi ni naru
naka nai kimi no kuse boku ha wakatteru

ashita ha kitto yorisotte toberu you ni the blue sky
boku ni sotto tomatte yo sonomama te o tsunagu kara
yumemiru sono yokogao o tayasa nai de so Dreams come true
boku to motto takaku takaku noboro u

sakuya no denwa no imi o oshie te
itazura na shigusa de kimi ha me o sorasu

boku kara gutto chikadui te kimagure kun Butterfly
boku no sora irodotte warau kimi ga suki da kara
ashita ha kitto yorisotte toberu you ni the blue sky
boku ni sotto tomatte yo sonomama te o tsunago u yo
kimi kara motto chikadui te kirakira mau Butterfly
matte nai yo kimi o tsukamae te ii ?

Changing Faces - Goin' Nowhere Lyrics

Changing Faces - Goin' Nowhere Lyrics

Chillin' at home thinking about what we gon' do
What are we in this for
'Cause we ain't in love no more, no more
Wasting my time trying to fill up yo' appetite
Well I'm hungry now and it ain't for you tonight

This is going nowhere, this is going nowhere
Nothing left for us to share
There's nothing left for us to share
This is going nowhere, nowhere, nowhere

Come on inside 'cause I really need to talk to you
I won't bite my tongue 'cause it's over now, It's done
We've been through this before
But no, not now, no more
I just won't sacrifice, I've only got one life

This is going nowhere, this is going nowhere
Nothing left for us to share
There's nothing left for us to share
This is going nowhere, nowhere, nowhere

It's Tracey Lee baby
Talk to me, huh? what? huh? yeah
You acting outright high, what, huh?
Casandra what chu mean by dat
I see Charisse been in yo' ear but
When it seems like dat
I got to compete wit yo, X, too
I blessed you
Don't come with the excuse that you like
Creaming is it true dat
So I want chu to move back
Since you don't wanna do dat
It will be the same case
When you proceed to Change Faces
And you know how you do, boo
I gotten used to
Your mood swings now grab yo' things, yeah
You left your set of keys to the BM here
You ain't goin' nowhere
You know my style
We were late, I made it hot like the Mohave
Stay late in the studio so now we
Can lounge in his and her Lex Jeeps
Plush livin'
The crib book valued at one point three
Don't get twisted though
I don't need residuals to make sure
It's more visual then Sony
That you're my one and only
But slowly I see
And Dushe told me you might loose interest
But you better be sure before we
End this
What is this
It's Tre baby, Talk to me

This is going nowhere, this is going nowhere
Nothing left for us to share
There's nothing left for us to share
This is going nowhere, nowhere, nowhere

Paper Tiger - The Whistleblower AZ Lyrics

Paper Tiger - The Whistleblower AZ Lyrics

Hazed eyes
And I'm running on empty
Still sharp; but something keeps on telling me:
"Let's stain these windows with something 'really' devout"
Oh where've we been
When left to my own devices I'm so clandestine
Do you know just where we go?
Sharing smoke with these tombstones...

Because we were never getting older-
We just became ourselves
My saviour looks so good
He's saying do you feel the hunger?
And it's time to swallow pride;
But it won't ever fill me up. It never does.
Do you know just where we go?
Sharing smoke with these tombstones
We only roll with the best to get by

Strike a pose,

for every match you chose; hell wont warm us anymore.
But I wont think twice if his ears to the floor.
Will we ever feel like this again?

Though green was never much our colour
We try this on for size
And burn inches to feel alive
He's saying do you feel the hunger?
And it's time to swallow pride;
But it won't ever fill me up. It never does.

Do you know just where we go?
Sharing smoke with these tombstones
We only roll with the best to get high

When its time for- the great escape,
Ill pull my very best Steve McQueen,
Very best Steve McQueen,
When its time for- the great escape
Two wheels are all we need,
All we need.

77s - Flowers In The Sand AZ Lyrics

77s - Flowers In The Sand AZ Lyrics

You make a lot of money
She makes a lot of time
Counts it out and hands it over to you
Never asking nothing in return
''cause she trusts you
Believes in you too
You go around in circles
She goes home alone
You could be there with her
But she's still on her own
She's not looking for miracles
She's just looking for love
All she wants is you, because that's enough
She makes it all so easy
You make it all so hard
You've give her dirt
And tie her to the earth
She plants another flower in the sand
You got all the best excuses in the world
But they're not reasons

They don't even rhyme
She's a good woman
But you treat her like a bad little girl
She's a loser
In your little game
The victim of your big crime
She's always trying to work it out
You're only trying just to fit her in
To your self-serving plans and schemes
She thinks you're worth it
So she hangs around
And hangs another day on shattered hopes
And battered little dreams
You trample down your dirt
And harvest weeds
Her love grows
And she waters it so carefully
You scatter all her seedlings
With one wave of your hand
And she plants another flower in the sand
(C) 1995 7 and 7 is Music (ASCAP)

Blink-182 - Words Of Wisdom AZ Lyrics

Blink-182 - Words Of Wisdom AZ Lyrics

Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start
a therapeutic massage center only for for...
Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony
Tom: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time
Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our
bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom
Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else
Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering,
yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell
Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the hating
Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot
of these people are just now hopping on the we hate
Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like
1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright
Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words,
everybody say fuck, everybody say shit,
everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
Mark: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
Tom: Hey now let's do this one,
everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck,
that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids
Mark: That's right
Tom: What do we do now
Mark: I want everyone to call me an ass hole again
Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very nice
Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot
Tom: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought
that was to foward you know
Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the
hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze
Tom: Mark!
Mark: What
Tom: Shut the fuck up
Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze,
weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a
Tom: (belch) exuse me
Mark: Exuse Tom
Tom: Sorry
Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant
everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment
Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having
sex, 15,000 people cheering me on,
I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now,
but you're not invited Mark.
You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18,
do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away,
if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by
the Junior high like my dad like my dad does
Tom: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade
Mark: What's that your dad has a bent weiner
Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is
Mark: I want everyone here to scream,
fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you you're going to burn
in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate
you stupid pieces of shit
Tom: I heard that
Mark: Thanks
Tom: You want to give me your shirt,
this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here
Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt
Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in
a safe form of sex don't we Mark,
that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are
Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex,
it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with
like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous
drugs at the same time, no it's not true
Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon.
How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many
of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex
Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends
Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
Mark: The most special kind of love of all is the love
that exists between two naked women while I watch
Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on
Mark: Please
Tom: It just took away my boner,
my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone
Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away.
Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need
your attention for just a second please,
I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone
look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh...
Tom: I lost my virinity
Mark: Keep an I out for it
Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were
things you could lose on a everyday basis that would
suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee
Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second
Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time
Mark: No uh uh

Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts
Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here,
if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my
pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe
Mark: I'll give you three-hundred dollars to piss your pants right now
Tom: I'll give you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit
Mark: Sold
Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right
now and I think they're helping them out right now,
it looks like they're right there
Mark: Make a hole people make a hole
Tom: All you people over there make way for the hurt
kid and bring me their wallet
Mark: I wish now you know let me tell you guys something...
Tom: I'm gay!
Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here
today there's like semis and fucking buses and multiple
bands and all kinds of shit,
I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry
Tom: So do I, I wish you did too
Mark: I'm thinking for Christmas this year I'm going to ask for lessons
Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister,
he used his dick to pop her four foot blister,
and I know it's not that cool,
he fucked her in my swimming pool,
he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit,
fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it
has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest,
or anything grose like that you know
Mark: Is there anything else in the world
Tom: There's nothing else to talk about
Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there
she's not having so much fun right now, hey
Tom: Uh exuse me, security guard sir
Mark: The one right in front of you, yea
Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out,
if you're a small person the front is not the best
view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this
is not a good view, this whole everything every seat
here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...
Mark: That's right, my middle names Rebecca because
my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still,
I'll piss my pants though for money,
I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks,
I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it
Mark: You shave your ass
Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls,
Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine
growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit
Mark: It's true
Tom: He's got a scary looking penis
Mark: It's true I need your tax deductable donations
for the shave Mark's balls program, please
Tom: It's for charity kids
Mark: Please send what you can, donate your time
Tom: You guys think that we're touring for our own,
no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls
Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my
nuts, please give generously
Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth
on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar
Mark: We need a new guitar,
we need a new guitarist, any one out there play guitar
Tom: Does anybody know how to play guitar cause' I'm
not very good, people don't really respect me
Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist,
I'd fake an orgasm
Tom: Bad kids
Mark: Bad christmas spirit
Tom: Bad christmas spirit
Mark: Hey ok I need light now
Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't sing
Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and
shit under all your trees
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs,
Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself
today, and yesterday and the day before that,
not really pround of who I am or how I look.
Any one have one of those days were you don't even
really like what you're wearing,
you know, you don't like how your hair looks,
and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small
and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have
ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping!
And this guy fuck wiping dude,
brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...
Mark: That guy has a science fair project up his ass
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up,
everyone close your eyes and if I come by and if I
come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one.
I think that Satan has a couple of comments:
Well kids it's been a really fun show,
and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon,
but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely
good looking and all the girls out there should think
he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that
I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right
shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep
with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not here say fuck Satan

Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I think we're done.